Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
