If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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