I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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