so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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