I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
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Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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