i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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