I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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