we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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