We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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