I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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