hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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