have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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