How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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