I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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