She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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