we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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