if you like me you must not know who I am
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
