I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You can't just leave with hair like that
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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