guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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