just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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