Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize
