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• (760): View more from California

  i don't like sucking hair

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• (714): View more from California

  we're chasing vodka with high fives

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.

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• (925): View more from California

  she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.

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• (818): View more from California

  Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Are you alive?

  (1-204): View more from Manitoba

  I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am

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