Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.