idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts