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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...

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  dude, i think you're in initiation!

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  shit. that's not good.

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• (631): View more from New York

  If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose

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  962=my?

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  Yeah.i

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop

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• (925): View more from California

  I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.

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  well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you

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• (716): View more from New York

  It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time

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• (716): View more from New York

  You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts

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