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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?

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• (209): View more from California

  I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??

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