I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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