i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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