Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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