i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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