Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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