omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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