On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
