well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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