We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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