Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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