the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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