I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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