Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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