you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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