I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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