everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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