what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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