I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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