I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
it glows. i had to have it.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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