does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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