Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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