And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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