those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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