if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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