Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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