Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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