I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The adults are the big ones right?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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