my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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