Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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