Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
This couple is walking their pig around campus
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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