i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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