porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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