No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Is her dick bigger than yours?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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