You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
In America we eat man semen.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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