well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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