How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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