People with herpes should wear stickers.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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