Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
there is puke in my bra ... again
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